My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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