i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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