a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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