C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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