Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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