Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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