Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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