I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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