Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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