At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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