just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize