summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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