weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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