Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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