I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
