girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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