I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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