what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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