is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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