Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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organizing the empties. That sober.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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