i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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How does it feel to date your dad?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
we should paint friendship bongs
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