My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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