Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just googled if crying burns calories
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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