yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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