Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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