Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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