He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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