god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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