i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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