I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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