You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
