This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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