Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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