we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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