Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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