i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm sobbing to NWA
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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