when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
there was a trapeze. enough said
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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