i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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