Say something about gay babies.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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