so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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