You made me cry and you don't even care
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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