How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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