If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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