I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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