But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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