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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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