you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He has the fingertips of a God
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
