So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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