office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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