Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
