Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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