He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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