I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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