Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
