That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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