Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
