I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I had to cum in my sink.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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