ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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